GET MARRIED ALREADY PLEASE.
1. Abed talking to pregnant woman
2. Abed helping pregnant woman in labor
3. Abed delivering baby
4. Couple with baby
Britta: I’m sorry.
Annie: I’m sorry, too.
Britta: I just got jealous of you.
Annie: No, but you totally called me on what I was doing. And I only kissed Jeff because I wanted to see if I could do it. Because I want to be cool and sexy like you. I can’t believe how gross I am.
Britta: I only slept with Jeff because I hate myself. And that’s why I got after you for raising money. I’m twice as gross.
Britta: And you know the reason that we raised more money in five minutes of oil wrestling than we did in two days of fund raising?
Annie: Because men are even grosser?
Britta: And when we forget that, they win.
Britta: I don’t know anything. I need boys. Saving the planet makes my back hurt.
Annie: Oh, I obviously don’t need guys for anything. That’s why I wear stripper boots during the day and eat only celery and mustard for lunch.
Britta: Oh, I never stop smiling!
Annie: I never start to!
Britta: My sweaters keep shrinking!
Annie: I get up an hour early to ever so slightly curl my hair.
Shirley: Yeah, you’re both so different. Skinny bitches.
This is a Britta stares at Annie’s boobs appreciation blog.