OMGGG, can we just skip this week’s episode and air 2.10 right away? Plz and ty.
Pierce: I broke my legs, not my gender.
Troy: No, I was born in 1989.
Jeff: That would make you 21.
Troy: No, I’m 20. Everyone is 10 for two years…in fifth grade for two years….OMG MOM, HOW MANY LIES DID YOU TELL ME?!
Annie: I pretended to be a different person tonight.
Troy: Abed does that like 3 times a week.
Troy: I spent the last two years of my life thinking you guys knew more about life than me, and now I find out that you are JUST as DUMB as me!
Britta: Yeah, doi!
Jeff: Yeah, doi!
Alcohol makes people sad. It’s like the Lifetime movie of beverages.
“Hell yes I got in trouble! Wasn’t the first time, won’t be the last. I’m not exactly known for my sound judgement. Back in Corpus Christy, they call me ‘Capricious Caroline’.”