
2x08 “Cooperative Calligraphy”
Man. Superhero Fan is really catering to my tastes today.
I mean, what? I’m doing homework.
Oh hai, Abed! WANT. NEED!
Another promo pic! (Honestly, I will never be sick of these pictures..)
Okay, if I could just take this time to share a few words of sarcasm with whoever it is that took this pen. I want to say thank you for doing this to me for a while I thought I’d have to suffer through a puppy parade, but I much prefer
being entombed alive in a mausoleum of feelings I can neither understand
nor reciprocate. So whoever you are, can I get you anything? Ice cream? Best friend medal? Anything? Mm-mmm?
BRITTA: And before you can say ‘1984’, the Thought Police are forcy-worcing you to bend and spread!
JEFF: Bend and spread? Are the Thougth Police gonna make love to us?
TROY: Do they find thoughts in our butts? I knew I should have read that book!COMMUNITY 2.08 — “Cooperative Calligraphy”
BRITTA: Oh, so if I took it, it’s larceny, but if you find it under mother hen, it’s a mistake.
SHIRLEY: Mother hen? I think we’re about the same age.
BRITTA: Sure, unless time is linear.
SHIRLEY: I’ll make your ass linear!
BRITTA: That doesn’t make any sense.
SHIRLEY: I’ll make your ass sense!COMMUNITY 2.08 — “Cooperative Calligraphy”
WELCOME TO THE MACHINE!
