barnumyay:

Jeff: If I’m going to cheat I’m not going to write information from a book onto a piece of paper, that’s practically learning for god’s sake. Whoever made that crib sheet wasn’t a real cheater, just insecure and naive.
Annie: I may be naive but I’m not stupid.
Troy: Well, I may be stupid but I’m not trying to look like I’m not.
Pierce: Well, I may be a genius but I’m not a lesbian.

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barnumyay:

Ian: I’m sorry, but do you mind if we have this conversation in a room with less balls? …You’re very confident, I’ll say that.
Chang: But you shouldn’t be.

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barnumyay:

Troy: What are you writing in?
Abed: It’s a notepad.
Troy: Yeah but what language?
Abed: It’s probably Arabic.

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barnumyay:

Senor Chang: That’s right, we are mature. Too mature to sit in a class with a cheating lying poop face!

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barnumyay:

Annie: I’m going to tell you what my mother told me when I wanted to quit cheerleading: You’re not very pretty, you have no boobs, and you can’t do a basket toss to save your life but you made a commitment. So pick up your pom-poms Pierce, stuff your bra and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell because life is tough but we soldier on and that’s just the way it goes.

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nolongertwo:

Troy: No, no, no! Annie! What is going on in there? Why? What is taking so long? I’ve wasted all day here for you. The soul train awards were tonight. You promised butt stuff!
Dr. Duncan: And he’s out. We got him. Strike three. You’re gone.
Troy: There’s so much dust in here.

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illbethereforu:

Favorite 5 Jeff/Britta Scenes from Season 1 (on airing order)

Britta: You’re just doing all of this ‘cause you wanna sleep with me. I mean, you said it yourself, you don’t even wanna be my friend!
Jeff: Wait a minute, wait. Is that— Is that what you thought I meant? Britta, look at me. Look at me.
Britta: I am.
Jeff: No, look how handsome my face is. If all I wanted was sex, I could get it from plenty of women without having to go through all this crap. I’m here because I like you. And I’d— I’d be be psyched to be your friend. I just didn’t wanna take sex off the table without doing my due diligence.
Britta: …I actually believe you.
Jeff: Well, why wouldn’t you!?

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dailycommunity:

Pierce: Who do you guys think cheated?
[everyone looks at Jeff]
Jeff: Flattering. But if I’m gonna cheat, I’m not gonna write information from a book onto a piece of paper. That’s practically learning, for God’s sake. Whoever made that crib sheet wasn’t a real cheater. Just insecure and naive.
[everyone looks at Annie]
Annie: I may be naive, but I’m not stupid.
[everyone looks at Troy]
Troy: Well, I may be stupid, but I’m not trying to look like I’m not.
[everyone looks at Pierce]
Pierce: Well, I may be a genius, but I’m not a lesbian.
[Pierce looks at Britta]

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